Monday, December 21, 2009

Great Gatsby Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkjUEetourg

Friday, September 11, 2009




Cinder Blocks




cinder blocks are good


cinder blocks are really great


if you hold one upside down,


it looks like a figure eight




you can throw it


you can eat it


you can break it


you can sit on it




with a cinder block, the possibilities are endless


it opens your eyes to a world you wouldn't normally see


with a cinder block comes total happiness


a life with a lot of cinder blocks is good enough for me

Invention

If I were an invention, I would be a teleportation device. Mostly because I love to constantly go places and doing things and with a teleportation device that could be possible. The teleportation device could take me anywhere I would need or want to go in the wink of an eye. So technically I could do anything I would ever want to do. Maybe sometimes though the teleportation device would teleport me to the wrong place, but that could be fun in its own way. Or maybe the teleportation device would mess up and leave half of me behind (splinched in the Harry Potter terminology) but that would be a fun operation. Anyways, a teleportation device is the invention
I would be.

Motto

My motto is “live your freaking life”. And it’s not so much a motto as it is a lifestyle. This came to be because I have relatives who get depressed very very easily and whenever I talk to them it’s always about their needs and everything. So after all the many words of encouragement I give them that they don’t listen to, I finally just say: you know what? Just live your freaking life! And then they’ll just smile with a longing in their eyes and say something along the lines of: oh, if only it were that easy. But what drives me crazy is. . . . . . it is that easy.
I have always lived my life doing things that make me happy and entertained. Boredom is the number one cause of unhappiness which is not at all good. I’m continuously coming up with new ideas of amusing things to do and am doing something. Life’s just not good if you don’t live it to the fullest and doing things that make you happy.